For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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