But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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