haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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