This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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