I just pynch a tree in the face
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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