My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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