If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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