And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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