God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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