I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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