Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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