Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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