she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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