We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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