what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Randomize