are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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