dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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