i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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