i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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