i don't like sucking hair
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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