Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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