did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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