YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize