So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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