so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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