ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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