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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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