New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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