I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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