Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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