My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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