meet me or not, i'm out of control
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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