I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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