that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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