I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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