It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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