i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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