The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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