his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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