I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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