I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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