Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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