The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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