Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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