Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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