Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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