normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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