ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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