she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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