woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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