Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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