It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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