Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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