He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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